Room 3

Well, well, what can I say? According to published biographies this is Oscar Wildes 1st year room! Even if it isnt his old room, you can still use it as a chat-up line (nB. never worked for me. yet.) The room itself is pretty good. Having 2 rooms is a luxury in the second year (came about 60th in ballot). The bedroom is cosy, with a sink, but the bed is bound by 3 walls and so is not ideal for "sexual" encounters, not that I would know. The main room is L-shaped which is cool and has plenty of plug points. There is absolutely no light because the view from the window is of a lump of stone, but this is nothing an uplighter will not cure. The bells get on my tits, but most people dont notice them. There is a "phat" armchair which all my friends love and a nice stone fireplace. Carpets are not up to much, nor is the poo-brown paint from the dado downwards, but stop being fussy! Who do you think you are? Conclusion: live here unless you can get something better.